Some newspaper headlines, all in the cause of clear communication.

November 6, 2009

  • Eye drops off the shelf.
  • Miners refuse to work after death.
  • Two Soviet ships collide, one dies.
  • Red tape holds up new bridge.
  • Drunk gets nine months in stolen guitar case.
  • Clinton wins on budget but more lies ahead.
  • New housing plan for elderly not yet dead.
  • Include your children when baking cookies.
  • Paramedics help dog bite victim.
  • The summary contains totals of the people broken down by sex, age and marital status.
  • Man eating piranha sold as pet fish by mistake.
  • The fat people eat sticks
  • No one was hurt in the explosion which was attributed to a build up of gas by one local official.
  • Our army push bottles up enemy.

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