Cheap jew!

After being away on business, Moshe thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. “How about some perfume?” he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a bottle costing $50. “That’s a bit much,” said Moshe, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30. “That’s still quite a bit,” Moshe complained. Growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny $15 bottle. “What I mean,” said Moshe, “is I’d like to see something really cheap.” The clerk handed him a mirror.